Happy Soul Food Friday!
This week some decidedly lighter fare…
For Your Funny Bone– Humor from Computer Tech Support that is Hysterical
Makes you revisit Maslow’s Hierarchy for the 21st Century through Darwin’s lens doesn’t it
Youthful zeal-
Celebrate the Power of Music as local teens bring music to leprosy affected kids in India
Anybody Want a Coke? This in my opinion is how branding should be done…
Soul-feeding your Animal Instincts: Dogs and People that will touch your heart
The Resonance of a Glass Harp– Ave Maria is delectable!
Finally, these Pictures are worth a thousand Million Words!
First, Some Humor…
COMPUTER TECH SUPPORT
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one…
Tech support: Click on the ‘my computer’ icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can’t print. Every time I try, it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it..
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Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it’s plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can’t get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: ! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
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Customer: I can’t get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I’m sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.
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Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry… Internet Explorer..
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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I’m writing my first email.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter ‘a’ in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?
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This one and the next are our personal favorites!
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: ‘No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.’
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And last but not least!
Tech support: ‘Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter ‘P’ to bring up the Program Manager.’
Customer: I don’t have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: ‘P’…..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
Makes you revisit Maslow’s Hierarchy for the 21st Century through Darwin’s lens doesn’t it
The Power of Music
There are two lasting bequests we can give our children.
One is roots. The other is wings.
~Hodding Carter, Jr.
Anybody want a coke?
Here’s an entertaining three minutes from the students of Purdue University .
I hope these kids got an “A” for this project! I wonder if we’ll see this on TV soon ….maybe during the next Super Bowl?
A Coke ad.
Can you imagine any other country in the world having a company with the imagination to produce something like this–and the amateur talent-Purdue University ‘s Mechanical Engineering students–to pull it off?
The result–a Coke ad–three minutes of pure entertainment!!!
Tuition money well spent !!!
Dogs Really Are a Man’s Best Friend!
See why—click this!
Crazy Good Pics:
Thanks this week to Larry H, and kids everywhere including the one in you!
Pay it forward.
Love,
Neville
“When words fail… music speaks”
Happy Soul Food Friday! 
Great Soul Food for the day and sharing the food with my friend and family. Thanks